I would tell you a joke about my penis, but it’s too long! Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
You can call me cake, cause I'll go straight to your ass.
The party were escorted from the aircraft by police and told if they wanted to continue on the journey they would have to stump up for new tickets.
Emma, from Leicester, said the police seemed confused at how far things had escalated and added: “The police looked bewildered by it all, I think they knew it was ridiculous.“I hardly think the t-shirts were that offensive in the first place.
I may not be a windshield repairman, but I can still fill your crack in.
Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?
' The camera then panned to fan favourite Rachel Riley who had spelt out the word, and was trying not to laugh.
It wasn't the first time Countdown has been a source of amusement for viewers.
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